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Friday, December 10, 2010
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Friday, December 10, 2010
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Yoshi Yoshi Press Dec. 10, 2010
Seneca pizza craze
Seneca Hill goes berserk over small pizza mistake
Yesterday students at Seneca Hill stampeded hallways scouring for pizza-and some even got hurt. The pizza was cut into ten slices instead of eight, resulting in pizza surplus. Students were allowed to have extra pizza.
John Lyons, a teacher handing out pizza, sliced his thumb while trying to cut a lot of pizza. Students herded at the gym in hopes of free food.
“It was…chaos,” Sandhiya explained. “The people…the noise…the pizza…” Whoever cut the pizza into ten slices (Causing injury and trauma?) will hopefully be found.
The Awesome Newspaper
December 10, 2010
Pizza Fiasco Leaves Children hungry
All because of a silly pizza cutter
Yesterday, the Students of Seneca Hill P.S. had the most disastrous pizza lunch ever. A simple mistake made by Pizza Pizza led to children being hungry, complaints flying and a certian teacher badly injured.
This catastrophic indecent started at a busy day at pizza Pizza. The confusion there ended up in getting our order wrong. They cut the pizza into ten pieces instead of the regular, eight.
Luckily, it also left the school with a lot of extra pizza and extra slices for everyone. The conflict ended with tummies full and smiles on faces.
The Inquirer Free Press
Saturday,December 10, 2010
by: Number Three
Pizza fiasco at Seneca Hill P.S might cost Pizza
Pizza millions
(sub-line) Yesterday at Seneca Hill P.S an embarrassing pizza cutting malfunction leaves a school baffled and in so tarnishing Pizza Pizzas' squeaky clean record.
Yesterday morning Seneca Hill P.S got ten small slices of pizza rather than eight big slices in one box.
Seneca Hill allegedly has withdrawn all orders from Pizza Pizza and Seneca Hill will be sure to tell other schools in Toronto to follow there lead.
If other schools follow Seneca's lead it would cost Pizza Pizza an estimated 5.3 million dollars and cause a major swing in the markets.
The pro press
Saturday,December 10, 2010
By number 13
pizza delivery mistake causes chaos in school
Secneca Hill Public School-Yesterday evening a tiny mistake in cutting creates a different image for Pizza Pizza, and leaves 1 wounded.
10 extra whole pizzas in addition to one's already delevired were sent to Seneca Hill P.S due to a small mistake.
Grade 6 teacher Mr. Lyons was a victim of this, and here is what he allegedly has to say," When extra pizzas came in i did not know what to do, I later decided to take action and cut the pizzas myself. On one of the pizzas, I slipped and cut my own finger. It was a embarrasing mistake!"
It would be very tragic if this mistake happened to all of the other schools, it would cost Pizza Pizza thousands of dollars and cause chaos in many places.
Blue Spoons Press
Saturday, December 10, 2010
By Five
Small mix up over pizzas brings whole school into chaos
Mistakes from Pizza Pizza causes great inconvience for Seneca Hill P.S school
Yesterday, the students and staff of Seneca Hill P.S oredered pizza from a well known resturant called Pizza Pizza. They were surprised to find the pizzas allegdly cut into 10 slices instead of 8.
That threw the whole school into chaos. They didn't know what to do with all the extra pizzas so they started giving out free pizza to the whole school.
It's shocking how such a little mistake made such a big difference and caused great inconvience. The news of a mix up from Pizza Pizza is spreading like wildfire and Pizza Pizza's good reputation is starting to look unsteady.
Hayfay news press- 18
Careless pizza cutter causes chaos
-A little mistake turns Seneca Hill P.S. into injury and confusion
Yesterday, the simple mistake of cutting pizzas in 10 rather than 8 created confusion in kids of this school and a horrific injury.
Dozens of kids raced down to the school lobby and caused a huge commotion over the free pizza slices being given out to kids who didn't get enough to eat. Mr J. Lyons, a teacher at the scene explained how he received a deep cut on his fingers when hurriedly using a malfunctioned pizza cutter to fix up pizzas to serve those hungry kids, while other teachers calmed the children.
Who's to blame for this event? While people aren't talking much about the topic, we can be sure that if this ever happens again, pizza companies will have to hire some sophisticated mathematicians to cut their pizzas.
Chuck Norris Daily-Bob free press
By 4
Pizza mayhem in Seneca Hill
Teachers find improper cut in pizza
Yesterday, the teachers of Seneca Hill discovered that the pizza was not cut as ordered! The pizza company had cut the pizza into 10 slices instead of 8, making puny slices.
They also gave the school a ton of extra pizzas, leaving access slices for the kids to devour. Mr. Lyons, who was slicing pieces and handing them out even got a fatal cut on his thumb!
It was said that the chaos finally died down after recess was over, making the kids go back to a pizza-free class.
These sound great so far. Some really captivating headlines. Nice work.
Dec 10, 2010
Pizza boy's mistake knocks school into chaos
An order of mis-cut pizzas cause school to take emrgency action
By Justin Zhong-Pieness Press
Yesterday at Seneca Hill P.S. a pizza boy cut the slices incorrectly causing the school to have too much pizza. The pizza boy had cut the pizza into 10 slices instead of the regular 8. This caused the school to have extra pizza, and lots of hungry students.
A teacher at the school, John Lyons decided to take emergency action along with the other teachers and the principal, Dean Malvern.They immeadiately ordered 15 more pizzas so everyone in the school could have double the pizza.
15 minutes later the extra pizza had arrived and the students were called down to get pizza.
There were so many people that the visitors coming in from the front doors couldn't even see the school! the chaos caused John Lyons to lose his focus and cut his hand with a pizza cutter. It is unknown whether the school will sue.
Toronto Times Free Press
Sunday December 12, 2010
Seventeen
Pizza rush in Seneca Hill P.S
A little mix up in Pizza Pizza causes 300 kids at Seneca Hill P.S. hungry, 8(eight) suffer from a horrible mark and leaving 1(one) wounded.
Two days ago, on Friday, a small little mix up caused a long chain reaction to the six graders and everyone else in the school. It was just a silly little mix up by Pizza Pizza, cutting the pizza in to ten slices instead of eight slices. Everyone who was in the school was very excited about the free pizzas. Students coming from every side of the school charged down to the gym to get their free pizza like hungry wolves.
John Lyons, a brave teacher who was handing out the pizzas and got wounded during this time, he was cut by a pizza cutter on his thumb. This wasn’t just what was going on, meanwhile five was crying to eight about their presentation and how they didn’t rehearse yet.
“I think we are going to die” she panted “We probably get an R! We should have never listened to Mr. Lyons; we should have rehearsed at someone’s house!”
Fortune Cookie Inc. (No coping name!)
Ten
PIZZA MAKER MAKES DEVASTATING MISTAKE
TEACHERS FRUSTRATED A PIZZA SLICE SITUATION
Yesterday, at Seneca Hill P.S. the grade 5/6 teacher Ms. Luong was horrified that the pizzas for the school’s pizza lunch were cut into ten slices instead of the usual eight. The mistake frustrated Ms. Luong and grade 6 teacher, Mr. Lyons and left children with tiny slices for lunch.
In a desperate attempt to fix the problem, Mr. Lyons took the extra pizzas and handed it out to the children-free! Still, there was more pizza than people could eat, especially when even more pizza came to make up for the “mistake pizzas.”
As Mr. Lyons tried to quickly cut the pizzas, he fatally injured himself with the pizza cutter. Primary teacher Mr. Hornsby saw the whole thing.
“It was horrible,” Mr. Hornsby said grimly, “He was rolling on the ground clutching his hand and screaming while everyone watched.” Mr. Lyons had no comment on this part.
Life Press-Sunday, December 12, 2010
Pizza Pizza employee's mistake causes catastrophe
When what should have been a seemingly harmless pizza lunch turns into a fiasco.
On Friday, Seneca Hill Public School recieved their usual Pepperoni and Cheese pizzas, however, to their suprise; it was cut into ten slices and not eight.
Sixth grade teacher, John Lyons, and fifth grade teaacher, Virginia Luong, had just sorted everything out when more pizza came! With nothing to do with it, John Lyons cut the pizzas into more slices and gave out free pizza, but gaining a life-threatning injury in the process.
First grade teacher, Patrick Hornsby, allegedly made rude and sarcastic comments about John Lyons' life-threatning injury and has been taken in for questioning while John Lyons is still hospitalized.
Angelania Press INC. Sunday, December 12, 2010
Pizza causes domino effect of trouble
Pizza Store makes one too many cuts on pizza which leaves school in chaos
Yesterday, the grade 6 teacher, John Lyons, and the grade 5 teacher, Virginia Luong, of Seneca Hill found themselves tied up in trouble. What started out to be a small mistake on the pizza, there was suppose to be 8 slices but instead there was 10, delayed students from getting their pizza by 15 minutes.
Because of the size of the pizza slices, students were complaining that they didn't get enough to eat. This issue was sorted out by the Lyons and Luong getting on the scene and handing out more pizza. Mysteriously, more pizza arrived for the students.
The teachers started to hand out pizza to the line of never-ending students. John Lyons was trying to cut more pizza when he sliced off his thumb. Emergency crews quickly rushed on to the scene.
Worldwide News Free Press
Fatal pizza madness strikes causing one to be wounded
Seneca Hill P.S. is presented with a problem that causes one to get injured
Yesterday, Seneca Hill P.S. was attacked by an anonymous pizza company created a mistake that, while being solved, caused John Lyons to be injured.
"It hurt really bad. I was embarrassed." said 87 1/2 year old John Lyons who had sliced his hand while cutting the unwanted pizza that just kept coming. The pizza company delivered 10-slice pizzas when 8-slice pizzas were ordered. When they realized their mistake, they made sure to send more free uncut pizza, while the problem was already being solved, making another, bigger, problem.
It was first realized by Virgina Luong, who did not make a statement, working too hard to get time to make one.
Continued on A19.
So pro press
Dec 10,2010
Pizza slices teacher
#1 pizza chain in Ontario slices gr6 teacher's thumb
Yesterday at Seneca Hill P.S apparently had a pizza disaster. It all started with a pizza lunch, and a apparently a lousy slacked off worker from the #1 pizza chain in Ontario(pizza pizza). Apparently the worker by accident cut the pizza into 10 slices not 8. This created the whole disaster.
First the children went hungry and were demanding more. The gr 6 students had to be served first then the primary grades. For the mistake pizza pizza sent the school some free pizzas so in the end all the grades got served. But pizza pizza sent more complimentary pizzas.
This created havoc, Gr 6 teacher Mr.Lyons had to cut these pizzas into 8 slices. But they had a faulty pizza slicer. So the teacher cut his thumb. Then the gr1 teacher laughed at him for cutting his thumb. With so much pizzas left everyone got more except the primaries and some juniors who were outside playing in the snow. As you can see this was a tough day for the school1
P1 Sideshowbob Printing Press
Dec 10, 2010
Problem with pizza sends a school into chaos
Pizza from pizza company wasn’t cut correctly and causes chaos in a school
Yesterday, Seneca Hill P.S received many boxes full of pizza. The pizza’s were supposed to arrive sliced into 8 pieces but arrived sliced into 10 pieces. When the teachers realized this they became very angry. The mistake of the pizza meant many students received smaller slices of pizza then usual.
The teachers supposed the students might be hungry because they had smaller pieces. An announcement was made that if you got a small piece or was still hungry to come to the gym. The teachers handed out the extra pizza (8 boxes or so) to the hundred students that lined up for extras.
Before the teachers fixed the problem there was tons of chaos and confusion. One person who went to the gym for extra pizza said, “When I was running down the stairs, I think I fell down a couple hundred times going down the stairs because of the people stampeding down the stairs for extra pizza. No major injuries were made but a teacher had cut his thumb with the pizza slicer and a few students who fell down the stairs.
Gingerbread times
Pizza chaos leaves one wounded
Students ambush teachers for pizza leaving one gashed
Yesterday at lunchtime at Seneca Hill P.S. an announcement rang through the school: if anybody would like an extra slice of pizza please come to the gym.
Those simple words created a mob of students tearing through the halls. The staff serving could not keep up with the orders and one teacher was left bleeding because of a pizza cutter.
Investigators say the suppliers, PizzaPizza, allegedly had incorrectly cut the pizza leaving small inedible pieces. Children left hungry were being taken care of by Virginia Luong, john Lyons, and Patrick Hornsby trying to fix the problem.
Double A Productions
Extra slice causes mayhem in school
Yesterday a now embarrassed worker at the popular pizza place, Pizza Pizza, made an extra slice that disorganized and confused Seneca Hill Public School during their lunchtime. Teachers scrambled furiously to organize the pile of pizzas and to give every one of the approximately 200 students their pizza.
Apparently, after a while, even MORE pizzas came and the shool principal, Dean Malvern, issued an announcement that invites anybody who would like some free pizza to come down to the foyer in an attempt to get rid of all the pizza.
There was only one injury, that of Grade 6 teacher John Lyons, who opened a gash inhis finger due to an unreliable pizza cutter. He is recovering well but his teaching may be impaired due to his injured finger.
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Double A Productions
Extra slice causes mayhem in school
Huge pizza company makes simple but catastrophic mistake
Yesterday a now embarrassed worker at the popular pizza place, Pizza Pizza, made an extra slice that disorganized and confused Seneca Hill Public School during their lunchtime. Teachers scrambled furiously to organize the pile of pizzas and to give every one of the approximately 200 students their pizza.
Apparently, after a while, even MORE pizzas came and the shool principal, Dean Malvern, issued an announcement that invites anybody who would like some free pizza to come down to the foyer in an attempt to get rid of all the pizza.
There was only one injury, that of Grade 6 teacher John Lyons, who opened a gash in his finger due to an unreliable pizza cutter. He is recovering well but his teaching may be impaired due to his injured finger.
Canadian Crème News
Dec.10, 2010
Pizza cutter’s mistake causes chaos
A pizza cutter’s small mistake leaves hundreds of students in anger
Yesterday, a pizza cutter’s simple mistake causes huge chaos for the staff and students at Seneca Hill Public School.
Allegedly, it was known that the worker didn’t read the instructions carefully to cutting the slices. What used to be 8 slices in now cut into 10. This was an unforgettable event for the staff and students. This chaotic event left hundreds of frustrated teachers and confused students.
At the same time, one of the grade 6 teacher Mr. Lyons, got terribly injured. It was told that he was screaming when he got injured. The happening also sent s strong message to pizza workers.
P1sideshow free press Dec.10, 2010
Pizza mix up at Seneca Hill P.S.
Pizzas cut badly, with extra pizzas coming in
Yesterday at Seneca Hill P.S., their pizza lunch was messed up by the pizza makers. They got around seven extra pizzas and the other ones were cut into ten instead of eight.
Some students were very upset because they got a slice only half the size of the normal ones.
But at the end they had so much extra pizza, they made an announcemence for free pizza. Kids immediantly raced through the hallway and got into a line.
Lard-free gumballs-free press. Dec.10,2010.
Pizza-monium at public school wounds one.
Badly cut pizzas end up with a badly cut thumb.
Yesterday at Seneca Hill Public School the students had pizza day. The pizza makers cut the pizzas into ten instead of eight slices, leaving a frazzled teacher, Mr Lyons.
A lot of pizza orders were then mixed up. After that fisco, another 15 pizzas arrived at the school. Teachers Lyons and Hornsby didn't want all the food to go to waste so free pizza was handed out to students.
The pizzas were not cut so Lyons,87 and a half had to do it himself. " The pizza cutter wasn't very good and it slipped and cut me" Says Lyons.
The condition on Lyons has not been released. It is possible that he may be in a falat condition.
Student Student press
Dec.13,2010
Pizza mess up leaves Lion a scar
Seneca's double pizza lunch
Nine
Yesterday, at Seneca Hill Public School, a pizza mess up gets the students free pizza but leaves a teacher, John Lyons a scar.
Just because of an innocent soul who cut the pizza into 10 instead of 8, the accident occurred. The students got tiny slices and teachers didn't notice until they saw all the pizza left over.
With all that pizza, no one knew what to do, so they called students to the gym for more pizza, as I would call it,"A double pizza lunch". 15 minutes later, more pizza arrived and while cutting the pizza, Mr. Lyons cut himself and left OOHS and AHHS in the crowd.
Seventeen your report was hilarious.
I agree
I dont think that some of your story relates to the situation, seventeen
Seventeen I think your report was a tad bit exagerated. It was funny and interesting but it kind of insults a few people
@21@19
Well, that was kinda the whole point of it. Also, why are you putting down other people's work?If you don't like it don't say anything negative.
@3 I wasn't putting down seventeen's work and i never said i didn't like it
@17 Sorry if I did offend you in any way
@Mr lyons if you don't like what is in this comment you can delete it
Awesome articles!
@3 You shan't convect them of a matter before they state there testamony
@21 and 19 What you may be saying is "constructive crticism" is so you should phrase it in a more respectful manner
@21 and 3 please don't take this this as a insult but this is a online workspace you should refrain from useing slang
The atomoshere in here may I say is getting a liitle aggresive.
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